Funny Humour in the Office

Tdy an internship student got attached to my team..
Based on my work mates experience that most internship students are mostly gals cos only students from the faculty of business will join the banks for attachment... where gals population is 7:1 guys

Hence, the joke started in the morning

1000hrs... Tom says.... Okay no one is suppose to touch the internship person she is mine
1100hrs.. Tom ask my Boss wat time will she be here she is my secretary I need her lol
1200hrs.. Tom look anxiously @ his watch ... where is she... ??
After lunch
1400hrs.. Tom.. still waiting and waiting
1500hrs... A guy name Jerry walks in with my team leader. "Hey guys this is yr intership student Jerry".......... Me and Mark Laughing away.. well we better tell Tom to use her intership wisely .. " 請慢用..
1600hrs Tom came back from another place.. I told him .. hey heres yr internship student.. His face was .......... saying how come is a sausage not an abalone... He is disappointed but its so fun laughing ... laughing..........
1700hrs... Don't worry Tom we won't touch yr internship is for u to TOUCH haha