The Human Life Cycle
The first day of my work.. my brain start to think funny yet amusing stuff
Gals who are pretty
Primary School Days..
Get aim by boys
Secondary School Days..
Boys start to disturb them... Buy flowers to them to win their heart
Uni.. Poly Days..
Get into pageant contest, get headhunted by modelling firm earn $ like water... know handsome guys as easy as ABC.. hav heaps of sexual experience.... she decide who to let in... guys killer
Rest of Life
Get settle down with a rich handsome dude.. Life easy become a rich tai tai.. always go medicure pedicure.. fly around the country with maid helping to carry yr LV bag..( Housewife )
Gals Who Barely Cannot Make It
Primary School Daze
Always seat quietly eyeing on guys who will jus give them a second
Secondary School Daze
Always dream of Mr Prince Charming.. always try to capture guy attention but fail to .. Admire pretty chicks get chase by guys... how come not me... go after crazy idol cos they like beautiful people
Uni.. Poly Days..
Still fail to attract guys.. hate valentine day.. So rely on watching Taiwanese Korean drama to ease the handsome guy craving.. go to uni/sch join activity yet no one bother abt her... poor thing.. Graduate yrs later no one remember her..wtf
Rest of Life
Hate guys who are so realistic.. yet have to accept.. Always waiting for the right colleague to hook them or friends to intro guys. Shelf life reaching the end more desperate tats why there is desperate housewife to keep them accompany to watch at home. while eating their ta bao (takeaway) food to bring home to eat while the pretty ones got guys to pay their meals and accompany them.
In their mind they alway say No to their friends on relationship yet in their heart say likewise cos to be in love is wat they want .. Hate recieving red envelope esp from younger chap who marry younger then them .. In the end getting fatter like the common office ladies ....
End of Story .. will edit once i have time in a table form .. interesting??
Gals who are pretty
Primary School Days..
Get aim by boys
Secondary School Days..
Boys start to disturb them... Buy flowers to them to win their heart
Uni.. Poly Days..
Get into pageant contest, get headhunted by modelling firm earn $ like water... know handsome guys as easy as ABC.. hav heaps of sexual experience.... she decide who to let in... guys killer
Rest of Life
Get settle down with a rich handsome dude.. Life easy become a rich tai tai.. always go medicure pedicure.. fly around the country with maid helping to carry yr LV bag..( Housewife )
Gals Who Barely Cannot Make It
Primary School Daze
Always seat quietly eyeing on guys who will jus give them a second
Secondary School Daze
Always dream of Mr Prince Charming.. always try to capture guy attention but fail to .. Admire pretty chicks get chase by guys... how come not me... go after crazy idol cos they like beautiful people
Uni.. Poly Days..
Still fail to attract guys.. hate valentine day.. So rely on watching Taiwanese Korean drama to ease the handsome guy craving.. go to uni/sch join activity yet no one bother abt her... poor thing.. Graduate yrs later no one remember her..wtf
Rest of Life
Hate guys who are so realistic.. yet have to accept.. Always waiting for the right colleague to hook them or friends to intro guys. Shelf life reaching the end more desperate tats why there is desperate housewife to keep them accompany to watch at home. while eating their ta bao (takeaway) food to bring home to eat while the pretty ones got guys to pay their meals and accompany them.
In their mind they alway say No to their friends on relationship yet in their heart say likewise cos to be in love is wat they want .. Hate recieving red envelope esp from younger chap who marry younger then them .. In the end getting fatter like the common office ladies ....
End of Story .. will edit once i have time in a table form .. interesting??
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